1. drinklust:

    once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

    (Source: drinklust)

  2. chicken-nuggets-galore:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

This is like my goal

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

    This is like my goal

  3. kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
  4. frlcker:

    the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you

    (Source: studip)

  5. shisnojon:

    honestly

  6. "Atheism is a non-prophet organization."

    ― George Carlin (via howardtuniverse)

  7. (Source: emotionxlshawty)

  8. (Source: sh0wstoppah)

  9. But the way he looks after she says that melts my heart…
  10. karensdisciple:

    THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

    (Source: sandandglass)